Preface

The Will and Clarice Hour
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/86974661.

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
Gen
Fandoms:
Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris
Characters:
Clarice Starling, Will Graham
Additional Tags:
Vignette, Phone Calls & Telephones, Alcohol, Moderately Classy Alcohol, Dialogue-Only
Language:
English
Series:
Part 11 of Vignettes and Other Random Synaptic Misfires, Part 2 of Silence of the Lambs 2020 AU
Stats:
Published: 2026-06-19 Words: 569 Chapters: 1/1

The Will and Clarice Hour

Summary

Will Graham calls Clarice Starling to congratulate her on catching Buffalo Bill, and for other reasons.

Notes

The Will and Clarice Hour

"Starling."

"Hi, Agent Starling. It's Will Graham."

"Mr. Graham? I got the box you sent, but I haven't opened it yet."

"Just Will, please. Mister is too much for a boat mechanic, and I was never an agent. Those who couldn't do the psych eval, teach."

"To what do I owe the pleasure, then, Will? And call me Clarice if you prefer."

"I wanted to join the line of people congratulating you, first of all."

"That's very kind, ah, sir. But I was only one of---"

"Just the point of the spear, I know. I was the first one into Garret Jacob Hobbs' home, and nobody planned it that way either."

"That was an impressive catch, sir. And forgive me if this is out of line, but I know it wasn't an easy one, afterward."

"No."

"Is that part of why you called?"

"You lit a lot of old money on fire, and you're holed up from the media, as I understand."

"I was instructed to let the Bureau handle the press."

"I thought the profile Teen Vogue did on you was rather nice, actually. But I wanted to ask if you..."

"If I've got the shakes? The first few days, yes. Now, it's better."

"I'm glad."

"Pardon me for asking, but was it that way for you?"

"I had 'em bad for a while after Hobbs. Then I got sick, which didn't help."

"And after... the Red Dragon?"

"It didn't get easier."

"I appreciate your lack of varnish, sir. Will."

"Is that wrapping paper I hear?"

"Yes, I'm just now... Single malt?"

"Feel free to regift it, if that's not your style."

"Oh, no, it looks lovely. Would it be an insult to drink it with Coke?"

"It's just a liquid, Agent Starling."

"Point taken. Ah, Will, about the Red Dragon."

"Yes."

"Beverly Katz told me that there was more to the story, in the files I wasn't cleared to see."

"Well, if you just want some gossip from a local boat mechanic over a friendly glass..."

"Please."

"Before I joined Jack Crawford's team in the field, when I was only a teacher, I consulted at a crime scene. The Technician."

"The Tech...?"

"He killed a married couple, and three single women, two of them roommates. The common MO was that he tapped the landline phones. I caught the Red Dragon by realizing that he and the Technician were the same man."

"The Technician was the Red Dragon before he had settled into his main MO?"

"Right."

"Ah, the Dragon, Dolarhyde, he worked at a... boutique film processing company, right? He wasn't a phone repair guy, was he?"

"This stays between you, me and the single malt, Clarice."

"Of course."

"Dolarhyde had been laid off from a phone tech job at a cubicle farm that did contract work, content moderation, for a big social media company. Before they outsourced all that to subsistence-wage workers in Kenya."

"Wait, are you saying that he... Somehow he broke into the socials of his victims? He found the families he killed because---"

"Because they put their lives online and trusted the check box that said Private."

"Sir, that's---"

"Pour yourself a drink, if you want it. Add Coke."

"And the Bureau..."

"Hushed it up, not to be too delicate about it."

"Friends in high places?"

"So the friendly gossip would have it."

"Will... Is that why you left?"

"Enjoy your drink, Starling."

Afterword

End Notes

This is a sequel to a story that is a Daria crossover.

The original Red Dragon novel had a horror aspect that only the first adaptation really leaned into, the idea that you can't trust the stranger who is developing your film. This doesn't resonate any more, of course. The 2002 movie updated it for the VHS era, when the movie was set, but in so doing it lessened the horror by making the service a niche product rather than a ubiquitous one. And the TV show glossed over it nearly entirely, with one line of speculation about insecure social-media settings, which has nothing really to do with how they hunt the Dragon.

I didn't make up the Kenya bit. It's worse than Will says here. Corporate social media and AI depend upon sweatshop labor.

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